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SMS JOKES IN HINDI






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Teacher: Ek saal me kithne rathein hothe hai ?
Student : 10 rathein ...
Teacher : Kaise ???
Student : 1 Sivratri aur 9 Navratri

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Biwi ki absense me sardar apni girl friend ko bulatha aur naukar ko 100 dhe kar boltha hai ki 'malkin' ko nahi bathana.

Naukar : 100 bahuth kam hai saab. 'Malkin' isi kam ko 500 dethi hai.

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Wife : Shaadi se pehle to thum mujhe roz gift diya kartethe...

ab kya hua ?

Husband : Machli Pakadne ke baadh bhi kya koi chara daltha hai kya ?
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Biwi :Aaap Salim ki biwi ke janaze pe nahi gayi ?



Santa: Kis Muh se Javu. Wo Tisri bar Biwi ke janaze pe bula raha hai

Aur mein use ek bar bhi nahi bula saka...
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Biwi : Wo samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho ?

10 saal pehle maine usse shadi ke liye mana kiya tha. Aur wo ajtak pee raha hai

Pathi : Baap Re


Itna Lamba Celeberations !!!!!
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Wo annkh badi pyari thi jo usne hum ko mari thi...

Hum to muft mein hi lut gaye yarooon...

Humein kya pata ki unko Baba Ram Dev wali bimari thi...
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1 Sardar : Tenu Pata Hai " Lal Khila " Kis ne banaya ???


2 Sardar : Yaar maine nahi pata,


1 Sardar : Karti na... sardar log bahut genius log rahte the.
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Pati ke marne k agle din wife ne paper me ad diya:

Antim sanskar me shamil hue logon ko thanks:

From:

Nitu - (32)
Hight- 5'3"
36-24-36
Gora Rang

Bache nahi hai.
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AAJ Kal Ke Log....

Din me 'Hari OM'
Raat me 'Condom'

Din Me 'Agarbatti'
Raat Me 'Jabhardasthi'

Din Me 'Puja & Arthi'
Raat me 'Divya & Sheela'
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S.H.A.D.I ..... Full-form

S : Shanthi Baang
H : Himmath Khatham
A : Azadhi Samapth
D : Dimag Kharab
I : Imtihaan Shuru

Jiski Huyi hai --- JEELO

Jiski Nahi Huyi hai --- SOCHLO.....
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BOY: MOM, aap blouse mein paise kyon rakhti ho...?

MOM: Taaki tere papa ko patha nahi chale....

BOY: Bichare papa......



Roz kaamavali ke blouse me doondthe rahte hai...
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Teacher - Bathao, jo log galat kaam karthe hai,
wo kaha jaatha hain?


Sharm aathe ladki boli -

Shehri log HOTEL me

aur

Gaon ke log GANNE KE KHET me jathe hai.
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Teacher : Akbar koun tha?
Student: Pata Nahi.
Teacher: Padhai pe dhyan de to patha chale.
Student : Madam, Amit kaun hai?
Teacher: Patha nahi.
Student: Apni beti pe dhyan do to patha chaltha.
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Santa: Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?

Banta: Google Kaur.

Santa: Kyun?

Banta: Sawal ek karo, jawab 10 milte hain.

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Subha - Subha suraj ki pehli sunehri kiran mere upar aai our 

kaan me dheere se bol gayi.... Utth ja yaar - Dunia ko Tung karne ka time ho gaya hai... 
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Arz kiya hai....

Aap bus pe chado ya bus aap pe chade, common baat hai fir be gaur kare.


Aap bus pe chado ya bus aap pe chade.... ticket to aapka hi katega...
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Bus me ek aurath bache ko apna dudh pilate huye bar-bar boli....

              peele.... peele... Nahito uncle ko de dungi...



Santa: Oye jaldi decide kar!! Tere chakkar me 5 stop age a gaya hoon.

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Dad caught his son watching "Sheila ki Jawani" song,

Dad bole : Padh le beta!!! "Sheela tho exams ke baad bi jawan rahengi"


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