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SMS JOKES  IN  TELUGU:
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MORE SMS COMING SOON.....
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God : Cheppu nee korika enti ???
Boy : Maa inti daggara nundi USA ki road kavali.
God : Adhi kudharadhu vere emaina kora unte cheppu.
Boy : Prathi girl only one boy ni matrame love chesetatlu chudu swamy
God : Cheppu USA ki road single line kavala double line kavala..
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Girl : Baga Gurthosthunnav raa... Anduke Thattukoleka Call Chesa...
Boy : Ippude kadha 1 hour matladav !
Girl : Oh...!!! Shhh... Malli Neeke call chesana.
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Oka cinema hall owner "ROSHAIAH" ki pedda fan.

Andhuku athadu thana cinema hall ki "ROSHAIAH DOTHI" ani peru pettadu.
Prathi kottha cenemaki paperlo ila vasthundhi....

"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------  KOTHA BANGARU LOKAM
"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- EMAINDHI EEVELA
"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- SIMHA
"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- RAGADA
"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- KALYAN RAM KATHI
"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- MIRAYPAKAY
"ROSHAIAH DOTHI LO" ----------------- THEEN MAAR
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Ram Charan: Babai 2012 lo yugantham avuthundha?



Pavan: Anthavaraku endukura bacha......2011 lo Paramaveera Chakra release kani okkadu migaladu.

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Jr. NTR    : Babai... nee laptop kaavali.
BALAYYA : Theesukellu
Jr. NTR    : Chala baruvuga undhi
BALAYYA : Konchem data delete chesi theesukellu.
Jr. NTR    : Nuvvu chala intelligent babai.
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Dad bought a robot which slaps when we tell lies:

Dad: y r u so late? ..... 
Son: Extra Class..... Robot slapped the son...
Son: Movie.... 
Dad: Which movie?.... Son: Bala Ganesha... Robot again slapped...
Son: Chikatlo Chinnadi... 
Dad: I had never seen such a movie.... Robot slapped the dad.
Mom: Enthaina  mee koduku kadha... Robot slapped the mom. 
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Zoo nunchi vacchadu...... "Chimpanji"....la unnnadu.... anukuntuntunnava???  

Kottaga undhani try chesa...!

Lopala Buradha pandhi paurusham alane undhi. Bayatiki theesanante racha rachhe...!
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Balayya: Nenu Kuda Jagan laga odarpu yatra chepadathanura..

Jr. NTR: Deniki Babai.

Balayya: Mana cinemalu chusi suicide chesukunnavalla kosam. 

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Jr. NTR: repu non veg thindama babai?
Balayya: Sare repu manam fish thindham.
Jr NTR: Andulo Mullu untai kadha babai?
Balayya: Parvaledhura cheppulesukuni thindham.
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Meghalu Kamminappudu nuvve guthukosthav.....
Urumulu Uriminappudu nuvve gurthukosthav....
Chinukullo thadisinapudu kuda nuvve gurthukosthunnav....
Please naa godugu eppudisthav?????
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